...so you should go to Hell. No, really - it's kind of spectacularly fabulous.
4. Die, Expire, Shuffle Off This Glitchen Coil

Once a Glitchen day, you can croak of 'natural' causes, i.e. running entirely out of energy. After that, sniffing no-no powder when you still have some energy left or drinking wine of the dead will do the trick. Chose your site of death carefully if you want get a Diabolical Drink Ticket (prerequisite for purchasing wine of the dead) since you will need someone else to mourn or celebrate your grave while you're still deceased.
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